Below are movies that I consider "MISS", so don't bother!

the fp

Friday, May 4th, 2012

If you haven’t seen the trailer for this movie, take a few minutes to watch: [youtube] Now, take a deep breath. Yes, I know what your thinking. For you DDR fans, this is probably one of the most epic trailers you’ve ever watched. For those who don’t have a clue what DDR is, I Read more…


Tuesday, March 13th, 2012

The Lone Rangers are looking for a break. They’re rock ‘n roll superstars for goodness sake! Heh, I hope you enjoyed that little rhyme there because I got far more entertainment out of thinking of it than watching this movie. Sad, since it has a comedic all-star cast that includes Brendan Fraser, Steve Buschemi, Adam Read more…

the secret circle

Saturday, February 18th, 2012

Talk about drama, drama, drama. The only reason I started watching this when it first came out was because it had Phoebe from H20. Now, I didn’t expect it to be light and happy or anything because I knew this show would be about witches on the upper-East coast, but I didn’t expect how exhaustingly Read more…

where the heart is

Wednesday, February 8th, 2012

After being abandoned by her douche of a boyfriend at an Oklahoma Wal-Mart, young and pregnant Novalee (Natalie Portman) is forced to fend for herself. With nowhere else to go, no money to spend, and no family to confide in, Novalee makes the superstore her new home until she’s discovered. With help from a warm, welcoming, and Read more…

mission impossible: ghost protocol

Friday, January 20th, 2012

Worth paying extra for the IMAX experience? Eh, no. Worth the price of a regular ticket? Sure, but meh. The film has drama, story, action, Josh Holloway briefly but not enough to satiate my appetite, hot chicks, etc. but what it lacked, in my opinion, was epicness or “Damn that movie was so badass! I’m Read more…

sophie’s revenge

Friday, November 18th, 2011

I can’t believe I subjected myself to this awful film. Damn you Netflix for showing a 4.5 star rating! Soooo misleading. Just a couple of months before her wedding to prince charming, Jeff (Jo Ji-Sub), Sophie (Zhang Ziyi) suffers the devastation of being dumped. Seeking revenge against the movie star actress, Joanna (Fan Bingbing), who Read more…


Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

Chiseled out bodies covered in sweat, images of gory battles, sexy women wearing very little but a long, light piece of hand-crafted fabric, and a story that just pulls it all together. You see, that was what I was expecting from Immortals; another epic 300 film that would go down in history (in my head) Read more…

little black book

Thursday, October 27th, 2011

I watched this movie with such high expectations, and it wasn’t a very good movie. Out of all the Brittany Murphy movies I’ve seen, this has to be my least favorite. Actually, it’s not even on any favorite list. It was boring, and surprisingly irritating. I couldn’t stop going, “What the hell? Why am I Read more…

breakfast at tiffanys

Thursday, October 27th, 2011

I totally understand all the rave about that little black dress. Audrey Hepburn was truly gorgeous wearing it, eating a muffin as she stared dreamily into the Tiffany’s Jewelry store before the streets of New York buzzed with morning traffic. But to say this was an amazing film is a huge overstatement. It was alright, Read more…

meet bill

Saturday, October 22nd, 2011

I had a lot of difficulty paying attention to this movie, so I’ll make this review pretty short. From what I gathered, it’s about a man named Bill, suffering from a mid-life crisis when he discovers his wife is cheating on him. Trying to discover himself, a teenage boy comes into his life, brings in Read more…

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