Below are movies that I consider "MISS", so don't bother!

pain and gain

Sunday, October 13th, 2013

Ever since I found out Mark Wahlberg beat the living sh*t out of a few guys in his adolescence, rendering one man partially blind, I’ve been rather weary of the man as an actor and as a decent person. Even more so after he said he’d apologize to the man he blinded, but never lived Read more…

iron man 2

Wednesday, October 9th, 2013

The story wasn’t very solid, leaving lots of questions to be answered and the villain was a wee bit corny. A big, presumably hyper-intelligent man whose weapon of choice are whips… oh how terrifying. The writers were attempting some twists and turns with Black Widow, but her introduction didn’t make much sense. I’m, however, quite Read more…

where the wild things are

Monday, August 19th, 2013

I wanted to see this film the day it came out, but time went by and I just never saw it until now! And I’ve gotta say, it was disappointing and not a movie I would let  kids watch simply because they would hardly find it entertaining past the big giant monsters being fluffy. The Read more…

identity thief

Friday, August 16th, 2013

So the story is about a guy, played by Jason Bateman, who gets his identity stolen by a girl, played by Melissa McCarthy. On a mission to save his life from imminent doom, the guy tracks the girl down and tries to bring her to justice. Ridiculousness ensues and multiple interwoven stories are included into Read more…

water for elephants

Tuesday, August 6th, 2013

I fell asleep halfway through this movie, but I did go back and finished where I left off. My verdict is that it is an absurdly boring film for one revolving around the circus and if it’s a perfect adaptation of the book, I’m even less inclined to read it. The story was stale, and Read more…

anna karenina

Wednesday, July 17th, 2013

Apart from being aesthetically beautiful, imaginary, and dream-like, the movie lacked in its ability to keep the viewer captivated. I found myself yawning so much that my eyes were watering.

the decoy bride

Tuesday, July 9th, 2013

While this movie was charming, it was predictable. The most memorable piece of this movie was the gorgeous Scottish landscape. If ever in need of advertisement for Scotland, this wouldn’t be a bad choice. The movie is focused on a couple desperately trying to have an intimate wedding without the eager eyes of the paparazzi Read more…

27 dresses

Saturday, June 22nd, 2013

This movie is about a woman obsessed with weddings. What’s ironic is that she’s so far from her own wedding because she pines for a man who’s so annoyingly oblivious. Sure, it may be charming and cute and you feel sorry for the lead as she goes through life planning everyone else’s wedding, but I Read more…

rocky v

Friday, May 31st, 2013

Rocky V is my least favorite in the Rocky series. In this fifth installment, Rocky assumes the role of a trainer for a promising young man. Training seems to go well, but it puts a heavy strain on Rocky’s relationship with his son who is thrust into a different neighborhood after financial problems take away Read more…


Tuesday, March 5th, 2013

With a surprisingly all-star cast, this movie sucked! Sorry, that was a little crude. But in all seriousness, this movie was so needless. It was like experiencing one of the days when you wish you could get your time back for having done nothing productive. I feel like a void was put in place of Read more…

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